Indeed His Great and Tasty Noodliness exists, and our lab was blessed with His appearance during a bake-out of the vacuum chambers. We have yet to encounter Real Pirates, but assume that our lab’s collective adherence to the observance and recognition of International Talk Like A Pirate Day has not gone without notice by His Tomato-Sauciness.
Indeed in these rare photographs one can see clearly His Noodly Appendages reaching out from under the foil wrapping as if to touch fellow Pastafarians with His Slimy Tomato Sauce.
